For some reason in my slightly warped brain, Wrecking Ball by Miley Cyrus has always reminded me of childbirth. Maybe it’s the site of her writing around on that concrete ball. It reminds me of trying to bounce the baby out on a birthing ball. It’s been a while since I wrote a parody, so I thought why not have a crack at wrecking ball and make it all about child birth.
If you are pregnant and reading this, don’t worry it’s not that bad. Well it is. But many of us subject ourselves to it again. Plus you get this very tiny, slighly weird alien creature at the end which makes it all totally worth it. Even the stitches.
So channel you inner Miley and sing along. The original video is at the bottom of this post if you want to get some karaoke vibes going….
I peed, all the bloody time
I read, all of the books there were
and went, to antenatal class
I want all of the drugs
I can’t take the pain, coming from my foo
I want all of the drugs
I never felt that burn before
All I wanted was some pain relief
All you ever did was tear me
Yeah, you tore me
And now, you’re not playing ball
I panted and I pushed so hard
And now, forceps are coming out
I want all of the drugs
I can’t take the pain, coming from my foo
I want all of the drugs
I never felt that burn before
All I wanted was some pain relief
All you ever did was tear me
Yeah, I just closed my eyes and pushed
Left me crying in a sweaty mess
All you ever did was tear me
Yeah, you tore me
I just wanted you to leave my womb
And instead of using force
I guess I should’ve visualised
I never meant to do a poo
I just wanted you to leave my womb
I guess I should’ve visualised
I want all of the drugs
I never felt that burn before
All I wanted was some pain relief
All you ever did was tear me
Yeah, I just closed my eyes and pushed
Left me crying in a sweaty mess
All you ever did was tear me
Well that’s bought back some memories that I managed to completely bury! “You came out like a wrecking ball, I never felt that burn before” is genius!
Haha Claire LOVE this genius as always loved this line in particular: “You came out like a wrecking ball
I never felt that burn before” thanks for giving me a chuckle today and for linking up with #coolmumclub lovely xoxo