For some reason in my slightly warped brain, Wrecking Ball by Miley Cyrus has always reminded me of childbirth.  Maybe it’s the site of her writing around on that concrete ball.  It reminds me of trying to bounce the baby out on a birthing ball.  It’s been a while since I wrote a parody, so I thought why not have a crack at wrecking ball and make it all about child birth.

If you are pregnant and reading this, don’t worry it’s not that bad.  Well it is.  But many of us subject ourselves to it again.  Plus you get this very tiny, slighly weird alien creature at the end which makes it all totally worth it.  Even the stitches.

So channel you inner Miley and sing along.  The original video is at the bottom of this post if you want to get some karaoke vibes going….

wrecking ball

 
I puked, I bloomed, my belly grew
I peed, all the bloody time
I read, all of the books there were
and went, to antenatal class
 
Don’t you ever say I took the easy way
I want all of the drugs
I can’t take the pain, coming from my foo
I want all of the drugs
 
You came out like a wrecking ball
I never felt that burn before
All I wanted was some pain relief
All you ever did was tear me
Yeah, you tore me
 
I carried you for nine long months
And now, you’re not playing ball
I panted and I pushed so hard
And now, forceps are coming out
 
Don’t you ever say I took the easy way
I want all of the drugs
I can’t take the pain, coming from my foo
I want all of the drugs
 
You came out like a wrecking ball
I never felt that burn before
All I wanted was some pain relief
All you ever did was tear me
 
You came out like a wrecking ball
Yeah, I just closed my eyes and pushed
Left me crying in a sweaty mess
All you ever did was tear me
Yeah, you tore me
 
I never meant to do a poo
I just wanted you to leave my womb
And instead of using force
I guess I should’ve visualised
I never meant to do a poo
I just wanted you to leave my womb
I guess I should’ve visualised
 
Don’t you ever say I took the easy way
I want all of the drugs
 
You came out like a wrecking ball
I never felt that burn before
All I wanted was some pain relief
All you ever did was tear me
 
You came out like a wrecking ball
Yeah, I just closed my eyes and pushed
Left me crying in a sweaty mess
All you ever did was tear me
 
Yeah, you, you tore me
Yeah, you, you tore me
 
 
Here’s the real version…

 
 
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a parody of Wrecking Ball by Miley Cyrus all about childbirth
 

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2 Comments on Wrecking Ball Parody

  1. Well that’s bought back some memories that I managed to completely bury! “You came out like a wrecking ball, I never felt that burn before” is genius!

  2. Haha Claire LOVE this genius as always loved this line in particular: “You came out like a wrecking ball
    I never felt that burn before” thanks for giving me a chuckle today and for linking up with #coolmumclub lovely xoxo

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