I always think a parody is a good idea until I am half way through and loosing the will to live. Which is precisely why about half way though this parody of Sleigh Ride, is where you will need to start crow barring the lyrics in.

In my defence I don’t think I’ve ever heard Sleigh Ride all the way through. It’s like there’s a different song in the middle!!!!

Also according to Google their are 94 different versions of Sleigh Ride. I went classic Bing. You have to at Christmas.

sleigh ride

It starts off just fine…

Just hear those sleigh bells jingling
Ring-ting-tingling too
Come on, it is the season
For a shit load of crap to do
Outside the rain is falling
And you’ve got shopping to do
Come on, it is the season
For a shit load of crap to do

Don’t Forget, don’t forget, don’t forget
To buy, Big tubs of chocolate
to replace the tub you already ate
Don’t Forget, don’t forget, don’t forget
to make, mince pies and a pud,
handmade cards and a wreath, oh
and a sheep costume if you would.

Our kids are slightly crazy
And slightly hazy are we
after a few mulled wines
and several Irish coffees.
Now we need to find the elf
on the shelf
something to do
Come on, it is the season
For a shit load of crap to do

Now the weird middle section!

There’s is the festive fair And Christmas discos too
And new Christmas jumpers because the kids grew
We’ll decorate the tree
and untangle the Christmas lights
And we’ll tell the kids that Santa
won’t come if they fight!

There’s a happy feeling
Nothing in the world can buy
When they kids are sleeping and its
Gavin & Stacey time
We’ll take a perfect picture
and hastag it on Insta
These wonderful things are the things
We remember all through our lives!

And back to the recognisable bit for the end.

Just hear those sleigh bells jingling
Ring-ting-tingling too
Come on, it is the season
For a shit load of crap to do
Outside the rain is falling
And you’ve got shopping to do
Come on, it is the season
For a shit load of crap to do

Don’t Forget, don’t forget, don’t forget
to find, all the gifts you hid
and that thing on ebay you need to bid
Come on, it is the season
For a shit load of crap to do

Merry Christmas everyone. Hope you are getting through your to do list!

You might like these other festive posts…

children you see in the nativity
10 Things To Make You Feel Festive
What I don't want to hear this Christmas
elf on the shelf
Toy Shop Bingo
a mum's Christmas carol
Thats not going on the Christmas list
A Little Christmas Magic
The Lies We Tell
bah humbug
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