I’m in panic mode.  6 long weeks with both my boys at home as the summer holidays begin this week.  I need to get my arse in gear and plan some fun activities to keep the smalls entertained.  If my facebook news feed or Pinterest is anything to go by they need to be educational, outdoors, homemade, involve a lot of mess, and everyone will have a spiffing time.  

The realist in me knows I am crap at anything homemade, and if we can get through 10 minutes without anyone being bored or throwing a tantrum then we are on to a winner.  As much as I love my boys, 6 weeks of me being there constant source of entertainment, and the person who answers approximately 457 questions a day, is HARD work.

Image of bucket and sandcastle on a beach with the text The life cycle of a Summer Holidays


Week One of The Summer Holidays

The calendar is jam packed with fun activities for the small people.  There’s play-dates and picnics and craft and baking.  You totally have this entertaining small people nailed.  No one has moaned about being bored and screen time rules have not had to be enforced. The house is somewhat trashed from the play-dates, and every surface is covered with ‘artful’ masterpieces waiting for the paint to dry.  The cupboards are bare because your kids are always hungry, but there’s enough homemade cakes to feed the entire neighborhood (although you’re not sure if your neighbors appreciate cakes that are 95% icing, and topped with you daily sugar allowance of sprinkles that may have been licked by the toddler).  But it’s OK, you are winning. Five more weeks like this and the summer holidays will be a breeze.


Week Two of The Summer Holidays

You seem to have spent a small fortune in week one so decide to keep things simple with water fights in the garden and trips to the park.  The week starts well and you are starting to feel like supermum.  However, the small people cotton on quick and seem to be taking advantage of this ‘fun and relaxed’ mum, and are asking for ice cream for breakfast.  In an effort to keep the peace and your sanity you say “yes” to every request.  Everyone is happy until you have to say “no” to chocolate buttons before bedtime, and the week ends with a tantrum of epic proportions.


Week Three of The Summer Holidays

You are running out of ideas and need some guidance.  You search Pinterest for some inspiration and come away feeling seriously lack luster in the fun mum department.  You opt for some good old fashioned fun that doesn’t need 3 months planning and a re-mortgage to achieve.   You spend your days enjoying the simple things like throwing stones into the sea and building a den.  After peeking way to soon in week one you may have finally found your summer holidays groove.  You’ve become an expert at tuning out whinging and so far you’ve managed to answer 2000 questions about Batman without your head exploding.


Week Four of The Summer Holidays

You’ve done all the ‘simple’ things.  You are exhausted and wonder how teachers do this all day long.  You make a mental note to campaign for better pay for teachers or at least sign a petition or something.  You are all still in your pajamas at 11 O’clock and  “I’m bored” is said on repeat every 20 minutes.  The kids are begging to go to school, because school is way more fun than you. You give in to the 247th request to watch Alvin & The Chipmunks and get the popcorn.  By the end of the week you’ve watched the movie 10.5 times.


Week Five of The Summer Holidays

You decide the summer growth spurt must have happened and now is the time to visit Clark’s for new school shoes.  It also happens to be the same day everyone else has decided to visit Clark’s for new school shoes.  You are given a ticket and told there is a two hour wait and to come back later.  Two hours, two happy meals, 3 trips to the toilet, 1 bottle of wine (to be consumed later), 1 Star Wars t-shirt, 1 Paw Patrol back Pack, and 2 new bears from the Bear Workshop later you head back to Clark’s.  You spend the next half hour replacing all the shoes that the little one pulls of the shelves and slowly loosing the will to live, whilst the big one moans about how much he hates waiting.  You finally get his feet measured only to be told he is still the same size.  It takes the rest of the week to recover from this ordeal and several more bottles of mine may be consumed.


Week Six of The Summer Holidays

The craft stuff is packed away and the paintings that still haven’t dried from week one are given to Nana.  Normal routines are firmly put back in place, such as bedtimes and cereals for breakfast. You try to remember how on earth you got two small people up dressed fed and out of the door by eight thirty every morning.  New uniforms are ironed and labelled in a futile attempt to avoid the jumper dumper.  You stare at the uniforms and wonder when they got so big, and begin to wish for just one more week before they start back.


Image of boy playing in the garden soaked with water laughing and happy in the summer holidays


Of course two weeks into the new school year and you are fed up of the school runs and the homework.  The house seems too quiet and you start counting down until half term. 

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13 Comments on The Life Cycle of The Summer Holidays

  1. Nicole - Tales from Mamaville
    July 26, 2016 at 12:55 am (3 months ago)

    Laughing so loud! Hilarious! I’m not at the school stage yet, but I can still relate… you write so fabulously well and witty!

  2. Single Mum Speaks
    July 23, 2016 at 9:26 pm (3 months ago)

    I’m a teacher so I LOVE the summer holidays! I finally get to see my own child 😉 He is still (not quite) two at the moment though, so maybe some of these will be in my future when he gets a bit older. I can definitely see myself in the “every day is going to be an amazing play date/day out” stage at week one-then I realise I’ve spent my entire salary in that one week! #FridayFrolics
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  3. Charlene
    July 23, 2016 at 8:56 pm (3 months ago)

    I saw my sister today and she was telling me all the things she had planned for her girls for the start of the summer. It sounded really exciting but in my head I was thinking, girl you’re gonna peak too early #FridayFrolics

  4. Kim
    July 22, 2016 at 10:41 pm (3 months ago)

    This is somewhere between hilarious and terrifying – I’m quite glad we’re a long way off the school stage!
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  5. Jess Helicopter
    July 22, 2016 at 7:51 pm (3 months ago)

    OMG now I am absolutely dreading the holidays! hehe! I am impressed that you even start with such enthusiasm though! Baking and crafts… you set the bar too high! You went too big too soon! ha! Trips to the shoe shop are such a monumental faff though. One time I went with my mum and mother in law and my mum and I had the most almighty humdinger! We were like Eastenders in the car park! Luckily my MIL had taken the kids off whilst we went at it but I have panic attacks at even the thought of getting shoes fitted now! #fridayfrolics

  6. Mummy Muckups (Anna)
    July 22, 2016 at 8:54 am (3 months ago)

    Six weeks is a long time!! Often planned activities are pricey. Lucky we still have small ones whose daycare runs through holidays. Praise the Lords!! #FridayFrolics
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  7. Alison (MadHouseMum)
    July 22, 2016 at 8:24 am (3 months ago)

    Absolutely spot on! The: ‘paintings that still haven’t dried from week one are given to Nana’ is brilliant! I’m not sure that you should have posted this on day 1 of our summer holiday though…it may make mums weep! Alison x #FridayFrolics
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  8. MouseMooMeToo
    July 22, 2016 at 6:13 am (3 months ago)

    Haha, I’m not at the summer holiday stage yet but this takes me back to my own hols. What I’m finding with a toddler and baby though is the endless picnic based play dates, which are lovely, but it feels like every week I’m planning picnicy items and wondering if I should deviate from the humble scotch egg and cocktail sausage combo… #fridayfrolics

  9. Jess Powell (Babi a Fi)
    July 21, 2016 at 9:58 pm (3 months ago)

    Marianna’s still too young to have a summer holiday – every day is her holiday – but I’m mostly off work for summer recess now so this process sounds very likely. Right now I’m at the week one ‘super organised, super busy, supermum’ stage. I’ve even planned ‘messy play’ which I hate… I wonder how many days before I deviate from the timetable. 🙂 #FridayFrolics
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  10. Jasmine
    July 21, 2016 at 8:21 pm (3 months ago)

    I have a few years before I have this to look forward too but it sounds like I need to start planning already! Good luck, sounds like you’ll need it! #fridayfrolics
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